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Australia versus New Zealand

Convicts versus do gooders

Australia and New Zealand share three main commonalities. Firstly, the urban societies of both countries were created by the English in the last three centuries, and built on the invasion of a population that didn't live in cities. Secondly, around 20 per cent of the population of both countries are migrants. Thirdly, both countries are in the same part of the world.

Although both countries share some commonalities, they have been subjected to differing historical and environmental influences that have resulted in significant cultural differences. Specifically, Australia was founded to be a penal colony while New Zealand was founded to be a religious colony. Furthermore, Australia is a harsh land of droughts, snakes and desert while New Zealand is a heavenly land with lakes, glaciers and fertile soil.

New Zealand has emerged as a do-gooder nation that just doesn't do any good. On the other hand, Australia is mostly an apathetic nation that does good. The principle failures in Australia have stemmed from the actions of the do-gooders. More accurately, modern day do-gooders have judged their predecessors to be failures but have not done any better themselves.

Economies

 
New Zealand
Australia
Population 4,173,460 (July 2008 est.) 20,600,856 (July 2008 est.)
GDP per capita ($US) $26,400 (2007 est.) $36,300 (2007 est.)
GDP - composition by sector: agriculture: 4.8%
industry: 26%
services: 69.3% (2007 est.)
agriculture: 3%
industry: 26.4%
services: 70.6% (2007 est.)
Public debt 20.7% of GDP (2007 est.) 15.4% of GDP
Racial groups European 69.8%, Maori 7.9%, Asian 5.7%, Pacific islander 4.4%, other 0.5%, mixed 7.8%, unspecified 3.8% (2001 census) White 92%, Asian 7%, Aboriginal and other 1%
Export partners Australia 20.5%, US 13.1%, Japan 10.3%, China 5.4%, UK 4.9% (2006) Japan 19.6%, China 12.3%, South Korea 7.5%, US 6.2%, India 5.5%, NZ 5.5%, UK 5% (2006)

From CIA World Fact Book

 

History

Prior to the arrival of the English, New Zealand was populated by the Maori, who were believed to have arrived in New Zealand from eastern Polynesia sometime before 1300. New Zealand was discovered by Europeans in the 17th century.

Some time in the 18th century a trickle of escaped Convicts from Australia made it to New Zealand and built a community based on whaling and sealing. These escaped Convicts also formed relationships with the Maori. Because the nature of these relationships offended English religious figures, in 1814 a religious mission led by Samuel Marsden set out to convert the Maori to Christianity and so protect them from the corruptive influence of whalers and sealers. As reward for accepting the gospel, the Maori were given guns.

More free migrants followed and it was not long before New Zealand was in a state of war between different Maori tribes, and between Maori tribes and colonists. To calm the war, in 1840, Britain formerly took possession of New Zealand and signed the Treaty of Waitangi with local chiefs.

Although there was division between Maori and colonists, New Zealand never had the division between different groups of colonists that led to anything like the Eureka rebellion, or Ned Kelly's last stand.

Today, the influence of history is best illustrated in Australians knowing less of their colonial history than New Zealanders know of theirs. Because Australia's urban history is based on 80 years of criminality, most Australians don't want to learn about it. On the other hand, because New Zealand's urban history is based on good Christians, New Zealanders do want to learn about it.

A good example of the respective ideologies can be seen in regards to Samuel Marsden. Before going to New Zealand, Marsden lived in Australia and had to deal with Convicts. He was known as a cruel man that took delight in the witness of human misery. Today, few Australians have heard of his name. In New Zealand; however, Marsden never had to deal with Convicts. Consequently, he devoted his energies towards converting the Maori and became widely respected.

The different histories between Australia and New Zealand are also reflected in the identities of the respective indigenous populations. The Maori have a warrior-style identity, but feel that their treaty with the British was never honoured by the other side. On the other hand, the Aborigines have more of a victim identity. They feel that they were wronged by Christian missionaries, and that their peaceful life was shattered by English soldiers.

Environment

New Zealand is an environmental heaven. It receives high rainfall, has huge rivers fed by melting glaciers, and has nutrient rich soils. It is great for skiing, fishing, farming, bush walking or mountaineering. On the other hand, Australia's deserts, droughts, and leached soils are more of an acquired beauty, and for farmers they can be hell. The snakes of Australia generally stay out of harms way, but they can be intimidating for foreigners.

Because they have always lived in an environmental paradise, New Zealanders don't have the battler mythology of Australians, who have always had to deal with drought and scorched earth. New Zealanders also have an unusual love of sheep. For example, in 2004 a sheep with an excessive amount of wool was found, and subsequently became a celebrity named 'Shrek'. The sheep was then shorn, with the shearing broadcast on national TV.

Aborigines stand over failed inland expansion. Maori ready their guns for war.

Indigenous population

Maori culture is far more prominent in New Zealand society than Aboriginal cultures are in Australian society. For example, Maori is an official language of New Zealand. It is taught in schools, used in government departments and broadcast on television. New Zealand also has Maori monarch, and a Maori war dance is performed before rugby games. Finally, Maori tattoos are used as a form of tribal expression.

One reason why Maori culture is more prominent in New Zealand than Aboriginal cultures are in Australia is that the Maori population was relatively mono-cultural in comparison to the multi-cultural Aboriginal populations of Australia. It is not possible to make Aboriginal an official language of Australia because there is no Aboriginal language. Instead, there are around 250 languages. Likewise, there are so many cultural differences between Aboriginal tribes that it is not possible to speak of an Aboriginal monarch, or Aboriginal customs.

Due to the lack of cultural unity, in 1971 an Aborigine named Harold Thomas designed a red, yellow and black flag. This flag greatly distinguishes the modern Aboriginal identity from the modern Maori identity. Whereas the modern Aborigines affirm their Aboriginal identity by waving the flag, the Maori affirm their identity by speaking the Maori language, getting tattoos, and following traditional practices. The Maori do not have their own flag.

Race relations

 New Zealand is more racially conscious than Australia, and is less friendly to Asia. Some of the race consciousness is reflected in the use of the label "Pakeha" for New Zealanders of European descent. The word literally means "other" in the Maori language, but New Zealanders of Asian descent are excluded from its use. This exclusion causes social division when discussing national directions affected by historical issues. The morality of the discussions usually revolves around the past relationships between Pakeha and Maori, which leaves other groups as passive onlookers.

Some of the views of Winston Peters, the ex-New Zealand foreign minister, illustrate the manner that New Zealand's history and culture is used in a way to exclude the descendants of "late comers". Peters is a mix of Maori and Pakeha ancestry, and has appealed to anti-Asian sentiment in New Zealand. According to Peters:

"We say when there are projections from Statistics New Zealand showing Asians outnumbering Maori in around 20 years time because of immigration that something should be done about it."

"We are being dragged into the status of an Asian colony and it is time that New Zealanders were placed first in their own country."

"We have now reached the point where you can wander down Queen Street in Auckland and wonder if you are still in New Zealand or some other country." (3)

In 2007, Winston Peters was running second in polls showing New Zealand's preferred Prime Minister.

Both Pakeha and Maori are quite happy with racially defined identities. Arguably, the Pakeha aren't really proud of being white, but they do interpret their support for a strong Maori identity as a sign of their open-mindedness. The Maori are proud of their race, history and culture. Like many right-wing people, a strong identification with the group and the exclusion of others provides the individual with self esteem.

While both Pakeha and Maori are happy with their respective racial identities, it is quite easy to argue that the identities are not in the interests of the country or the individuals from either race. In some ways, the Pakeha asking the Maori to maintain their identity would be an Australian migrating to the US and being told to say things like "crikey!" and wear moleskin trousers. Although it could be used to the migrant's advantage, it would be a lag around their ankle if they ever wanted to take a meaningful role in American life. Likewise, if a black man such as Barrak Obama showed pride in his race with some renditions of Kenyan tribal songs, or some performances of African dances, he would never have any chance in a presidential election. However, by showing pride in being American, he forms an emotional bond with all other people who share the social identity.

Outback store in Australia - 1980

Chinese migrant identity

In New Zealand, people of Chinese origin tend to maintain an ethnic Chinese identity. In Australia, they are more likely to consider themselves to be Australian.

The difference in identities has in turn been reflected in political representation. The National Party's Pansy Wong is New Zealand's only politician of Chinese ancestry. The low representation is somewhat surprising considering that New Zealand's political system encourages minority representation.

With a strong ethnic identity, Chinese in New Zealand have focussed their political energies on gaining an apology and compensation for their past mistreatment. In 2002, successful lobbying led to New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark formerly apologising to the Chinese over their treatment from the 1880s to the 1950. In 2004, Helen Clarke formerly announced a compensation package for present generation Chinese suffering the hurt caused by previous generations.

In Australia, Chinese have been more likely to give up their ethnic identity, which has in turn allowed Australian politicians of Chinese extraction to build a connection with a wider block of voters. These politicians include John So, Henry Tsang,  Bill O'Chee,  Peter Wong, Alfred Huang,  and Penny Wong.

Outside of politics, other Australians of Chinese extraction that have a high profile include Bing Lee, Cindy Pan, Victor Chang, L.J Hooker, Kylie Kwong, Jeff Fatt and major general Darryl Low Choy.  Unlike people of Chinese heritage in New Zealand, people of Chinese heritage in Australia are unlikely to have a victim identity and there has never been a campaign to ask for a government apology.

 

Economy

New Zealand's economy underperforms. In 2004, per capita GDP was $US23,200, which was only about 60 per cent of American per capita GDP and even lower than Spain. Considering the country's environmental and mineral resources, the low GDP has been a cause of concern. It seems that a lot of New Zealanders don't want to develop manufacturing industries, nor do they want to exploit their abundant resources of gas and coal, or even some of their farming resources. Instead, they want a tourism-based economy like Fiji, the Solomon Islands or the Philippines.

New Zealand's major trading partners are Australia, the United States and Japan.

Arguably, the Australian economy also underperforms, although not to the same extent as New Zealand. In 2004, Australian per capita GDP was $US32,900, which was equal to the four largest west European economies, but lower than America. Put simply, Australians are nearly a third more productive than New Zealanders.

Mining is a profitable industry in Australia, and contributed 5.6 per cent to GDP in 2003. Services are the largest sector of the Australian economy.

Australia has significantly more trade with Asia than New Zealand has. China is Australia's largest trading partner, followed by Japan, South Korea, and the United States.

Some of Australia's flagship brands are BHP Billiton, the world's largest mining company, News Ltd, the world's largest media company, Orlando Wines, producer of the biggest selling Australian wine label in the world, and Cochlear Limited, designers and manufacturers of the cochlear implant.

Diaspora

Both Australians and New Zealanders have a fondness for living in other people's countries. Out of Australia's population of 20 million, about five per cent (1,000,000) are living in foreign countries. Out of New Zealand's population of 4.7 million, around 17.5 per cent (800,000) live in foreign countries.

The New Zealand diaspora is particularly high due to the 1973 Trans-Tasman Travel Arrangement, which allows Australian and New Zealand citizens to enter each other's country to live and work, without the need to apply for authority to enter the other country. Even though New Zealand has superb natural beauty, the flow of people between the two countries has been very much a one-way street. In 2005, an estimated 449,000 New Zealand citizens were living in Australia.

Many of the New Zealanders are economic refugees trying to improve their employment prospects. Others are social refugees trying to escape the racism that flows from the Maori / Pakeha social dynamic.

Inventions

Most English speaking nations have a long history of invention. New Zealand is perhaps an exception. The country's list of inventions can be written on the back of a postage stamp. These inventions include the electric fence, the Hamilton jet boat and the spiral hair pin. On the other hand, a book can be written about Australian inventions. These inventions include the Jindalee radar system that transformed the $16 billion American "stealth" bomber into nothing more than an unusual looking aircraft. Other inventions include the cochlear implant, the winged keel, the electric drill, the refrigerator, black box flight recorder, nuclear fusion, differential gears, orbital combustion engine, penicillin, ultrasound, gene shears and the scram jet.  

While New Zealand's inventors have been underperforming, its researchers have done a little better. In total, New Zealand has produced three Nobel Prize winners. This is not a bad achievement considering that high-tech countries such as Japan have only won 13, and China has not won any.

In comparison to New Zealand, Australia has produced ten Nobel Prize winners. Nine of the Australian winners were for science or medicine and one was for literature. Another eight people with links to Australia have won Nobel Prizes.

Attitudes

Australians are more confident than the sheepish New Zealanders. Even New Zealand's rugby union players recognise the inner confidence of Australians. Former All Blacks captain David Kirk, now CEO of Fairfax Media, said,

 "Australians are assertive, more confident, possibly more optimistic, and probably more demanding, and tend to get what they want out of a deal." (1)

Film Industries

Both New Zealand and Australia have underperforming film industries, but have still managed to produce actors and directors that have had great success in Hollywood.

Once Were Warriors (1994) is New Zealand's highest grossing film. It took $1.3 million at the American box office and around $6 million world wide. The movie is about a dysfunctional Maori family in which the westernised father beats up his wife and fails to protect his children. The movie blames cultural breakdown for the domestic violence, and advocates a rediscovery of traditional Maori culture to remedy the problem.

The Piano (1993) is New Zealand's most critically acclaimed film, winning four Academy Awards.  It is about a mute pianist and her daughter, set during the mid-19th century New Zealand.

Peter Jackson (Lord of the Rings, King Kong) is New Zealand's most renowned director. Jane Campion (Piano) is another successful director.

New Zealand has produced a couple of successful actors. The most notable is Sam Neill. (Omen III, Hunt for Red October, Jurassic Park I and III). Other semi-famous actors include Anna Paquin (Piano, X-Men) and Keisha Castle-Hughes (Whale Rider.)

Russel Crowe (Romper Stomper, Beautiful Mind, Gladiator) is sometimes referred to as a New Zealander. He was born in New Zealand, moved to Australia when he was 4, moved back to New Zealand when he was 16, and then moved back to Australia when he was 21. He was a product of the Australian film system, has an Australian passport, owns an Australian rugby league team and speaks with an Australian accent. However, he is on the Maori electoral role, and is the cousin of New Zealand cricketers Martin and Jeff Crowe. Perhaps both countries can claim influence over his socialisation.

Crocodile Dundee I (1986) and II are Australia's highest grossing films; earning $328,000,000  and $239,600,000 worldwide respectively. The films use a Seinfield style humour to point out the absurdities of modern life. Different individuals are put in different cultural contexts to cause a reflection upon themselves and the culture. It is this reflection where the humour originates from.

Australia has produced many successful actors including Hugo Weaving (Matrix) Paul Hogan (Crocodile Dundee) Mel Gibson (Mad Max, Gallipoli, Lethal Weapon, Braveheart) Cate Blanchett (Elizabeth, Lord of the Rings) Nicole Kidman (Batman, Moulin Rouge) Hugh Jackman (X-men, The Prestige) Errol Flynn (Captain Blood) Heath Ledger (Brokeback Mountain) Eric Bana (Hulk, Troy, Chopper) Geoffrey Rush (Pirates of the Caribbean) Naomi Watts (King Kong), Guy Pearce (LA confidential) and Russel Crowe (Romper Stomper, Beautiful Mind, Gladiator).

Successful directors include Peter Weir (Picnic at Hanging Rock, Gallipoli, Truman Show), Bruce Beresford (Breaker Morant, Puberty Blues), George Miller (Mad Max), Baz Luhrmann (Strictly Ballroom, Romeo and Juliet, Moulin Rouge), Phillip Noyce (Bone Collector, Clear and Present Danger) Frederick Alan Schepisi (Russia House, Empire Falls), Yahoo Serious (Young Einstein).

Even accounting for Australia's larger population, it is quite clear that Australian actors, and directors (as well as writers) have had more success than those from New Zealand. It may have something to do with the type of people each country produces. With the exception of Maori actors, male New Zealand actors have quite a sensitive demeanour and perhaps would be suited to English gentleman type roles. Unfortunately for New Zealanders, these roles are not very popular with audiences. On the other hand, male Australian actors perform with more testosterone, but have an ability to constrain that testosterone when the part requires it. There are more parts for these kinds of actors. Australian actresses seem more elegant than the clumsy and masculine New Zealand actresses.

 

Language

New Zealand and Australia have different versions of English. One difference is that New Zealanders have difficulty pronouncing 'I' sounds correctly. For example, instead of saying "fish and chips" New Zealanders say " fush and chups." (This can make a pretty New Zealand lady sound like Lurch from the Adams Family.) Another difference is that New Zealand English lacks the difference in male and female pronunciation that is a feature of Australian English. In New Zealand, men and women pronounce their diagnostic vowels in the same fashion. On the other hand, the male Australian accent is significantly different from the female accent. About ten per cent of Australian men speak like Paul Hogan or Steve Irwin, with what is known as a broad accent. Around 80 per cent speak like Nicole Kidman, with what is known as a British received accent. A final ten per cent speak with a cultivated accent, which sounds like someone educated at Oxford University in England. These speakers are chiefly women. (Australia is the only English speaking country with a gender difference in pronunciation.)

A final difference between Australia and New Zealand English is creativity in language use. New Zealanders do not use rhyming slang, idiomatic expressions, humorous expressions or profanity to the same extent as Australians.

Sport

New Zealanders love rugby union and for most of the last 100 years their national team, the All Blacks, has been the best rugby team in the world. The All Blacks have won around nine out of every ten games they've played. Oddly, the only time that haven't been the best has been during the rugby World Cups. New Zealand has only won one World Cup, and that was the inaugural tournament in 1987. As far as achievements go, this World Cup was the least impressive. It was won on home soil, in the amateur era, and at a time when there was no serious competition from other Southern Hemisphere nations.

In Australia, rugby union has largely been confined to private schools in two Australian states. It is the least popular of the four football codes played in Australia. Despite union's lack of popularity, Australia has won twice as many World Cups as New Zealand. Furthermore, Australia won the World Cups on foreign soil. One was won in the professional era, and one in the amatuer era.

New Zealanders also like cricket. Unfortunately, they aren't very good at it. It took them a world record of 27 years to win their first test match. Needless to say, New Zealand has never won any cricket World Cups, and has never struck fear into other cricketing nations around the world.

Like New Zealand's underperformance in rugby, it is not easy to explain New Zealand's under performance in cricket. Admittedly, New Zealand's population is only around four million, so they have a small talent pool to choose from. That said, Australia and West Indies have dominated countries such as England and India that have much higher populations. In total, Australia has won four cricket World Cups and they have not lost a World Cup match since the 28th April 1997.

It is only in netball where New Zealand has performed to a satisfactory level. In total, New Zealand has won three world championships (1967, 1987 and 2003.) On the other hand, Australia has won eight (1963, 1971, 1975, 1983, 1991, 1995, 1999, 2007).

A final sporting difference between New Zealand and Australia is that New Zealand never invented its own team sports like Australia. New Zealand's sports have always come from other countries. Australians have also embraced foreign sports, but they have also invented some of their own, such as polocrosse, indoor cricket, touch football, surf life saving, and Australian football.

Political system

Australia and New Zealand have had different kinds of social disputes over the last two centuries. As a result, their political systems have been designed to address those disputes. In Australia, voting is compulsory. In New Zealand, it is not. Australia uses preferential voting in which candidates are ranked in order of preference. New Zealand does not. Australia uses a first-past-the-post system that gives the seat to the candidate that gets the most votes, or preferences. This results in two major parties dominating.  New Zealand uses a proportional voting system. This results in some major parties, but also representation from minority nationalist groups, business lobbies, left-wing environmentalists and parties aligned with specific races. Australia has a senate. New Zealand does not. Australia does not have seats reserved for any racial group. New Zealand has special seats reserved for Maori.

The major parties of Australia are the Australian Labor Party, which uses American spelling, and the Liberal Party of Australia. The major parties of New Zealand are the New Zealand Labour Party, which uses British spelling, and the New Zealand National Party.

The Queen of England is the head of state of both countries.

National anthems

The Australian national anthem is Advance Australia Fair. It has plenty of critics in Australia. It sings about 'wealth for toil', and being 'gurt by sea.' New Zealand has two national anthems of equal status - God Defend New Zealand and God Save the Queen. God Defend New Zealand sings about loving peace. God Save the Queen is the national anthem of England.

Although most Australians are religious, they would be uncomfortable with God being mentioned in Australia's national anthem. Furthermore, although God Save the Queen was once Australia's national anthem, few Australians would accept it as an anthem today.

International relations

When it comes to international pressure, New Zealanders have consistently shown that they are more than willing to ignore what others suggest they do. The different approaches towards the international community between Australia and New Zealand were expressed in sporting tours to South Africa in the Apartheid era, the breakdown of the ANZUS treaty and the joint-bid by both countries to co-host the 2003 rugby union World Cup.

In the 1970s, the international community imposed boycotts on South Africa in protest against its apartheid system. While most countries, including Australia, joined the boycotts, New Zealand continued to send the All Blacks on rugby tours and continued to receive Springbok tours to New Zealand. In protest against New Zealand's actions, twenty-five African nations boycotted the 1976 Summer Olympics in Montreal.  

Another difference between Australia and New Zealand can be seen in regards to the ANZUS Treaty. The ANZUS Treaty is a military alliance which binds Australia and New Zealand and, separately, Australia and the United States, to cooperate on defence matters in the Pacific Ocean. It used to bind New Zealand and the United States as well, but in 1986 New Zealand banned US nuclear powered war ships from entering New Zealand waters. In response, the United States suspended its obligations to New Zealand; saying that the country was a "friend but not an ally."

Whether New Zealand was principled or pig-headed really depends on perspectives.The banning of the war ships provided no benefit to New Zealanders aside from making them feel better about themselves. The cost of banning them; however, was a lack of defence cooperation with the most powerful military in the world, and a free trade agreement with the largest market in the world. Perhaps New Zealanders don't care about the lack of military co-operation because they feel there is little risk of a country invading them. While that is true, there is more risk of New Zealand being invaded than Australia. Not only does New Zealand have a wealth of agricultural, fishing and mineral resources that would be attractive to some powerful nations, the country could be invaded and held relatively easily. On the other hand, Australia would be a very difficult country to invade, and even more difficult to hold long enough to extract the mineral resources. As for the lack of a FTA with America, New Zealanders should care because they don't have the same engagement with Asia as do Australians, thus America is their second largest trading partner after Australia.

Aside from maintaining sporting relations with white South Africa and devaluing the ANZUS treaty, the nature of New Zealand's international relations can be inferred from their bid for the 2003 rugby World Cup. Initially, both Australia and New Zealand were awarded the right to co-host the cup. Despite agreeing to certain commercial stipulations governing sponsorship, advertising and ticketing when making the bid, New Zealand backtracked once the right to host the cup had been awarded. The International Rugby Board warned New Zealand to conform to the pre-agreed commercial stipulations but New Zealand remained steadfast that it couldn't or wouldn't. The International Rugby Board then stripped New Zealand of its right to co-host the cup and Australia held it on its own.  When stripping New Zealand of its right, the IRB issued a statement declaring:

"Generous accommodations made by RWCL to meet the needs and problems of the NZRU were repaid with consistent failures and wholly inappropriate behaviour. Despite this, the Council determined to give full and fair hearing to New Zealand's position and to its most recent submissions. However, the outstanding Australian proposal held an attraction, a professionalism and a logic which were irresistible. " (4)

In some ways, it seems as though New Zealanders try to compensate for their lack of confidence and assertiveness on an individual level by exhibiting a false bravado on the national level. Unfortunately, New Zealand is a weak nation so New Zealand's bravado is often counterproductive.

Attitude to England

With its Convict foundations, Australia has always had a strain of people defined by their hostility towards England. For example, Henry Lawson, a poet writing at the turn of the 20th century, wrote:

 "Why on earth do we want closer connection with England? We have little in common with English people except our language. We are fast becoming an entirely different people. We are more liberal, and, considering our age, more progressive than England is. The majority of English people know nothing of Australia, and even the higher classes understand neither us nor our country. The latter entertain a sort of good-natured contempt for us which is only the outcome of their contact with our own shoddy aristocracy, which is several degrees more contemptible than that of England.

The loyal talk of Patriotism, Old England, Mother Land, etc. Patriotism? after Egypt, Burmah, Soudan, etc. Bah! it sickens one. Go and read His Natural Life, and other natural lives, by Marcus Clarke, and then talk of the dear old Mother Land that gave us birth. " (2)

Because it lacks a Convict heritage, New Zealand has been far more united in praise towards England than has Australia. This was seen in 1982. New Zealand joined Britain in the Falklands war against Argentina and broke off diplomatic relations against its South American enemy. Then prime minister Robert Muldoon said:

"With the Falkland Islanders it is family…Don't forget. In New Zealand, we are still a member of the same family."

God Save the Queen is still an official anthem of New Zealand, and their national sport is typically associated with the private schools of England. Such is their loyalty to Britain, Australians have referred to New Zealanders as "South Sea Poms."

Anzac Day

Anzac Day is the day for both Australia and New Zealanders to remember fallen soldiers. It is celebrated on the 25th April, which marks the anniversary of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps' (ANZAC) first landing on the Gallipoli peninsula in 1915.

While it is a day for both countries, the remembrance of Anzac day, as well as the traditions associated with it, were Australian led. On the 25th of April 1923 at Albany in Western Australia, the Reverend White led a party of friends in what was the first ever observance of an ANZAC Day dawn service. It wasn't until 1927 that the first official service was held at the Sydney Cenotaph. After being embraced Australia wide, the tradition spread to New Zealand.

New Zealanders sometimes feel that Australia has hijacked the Anzac legend, and ignored the achievements of fallen New Zealand soldiers.

Music

Some of Australia's greatest musical exports can be distinguished by their lewdness. These exports include AC/DC, a hard-rock band whose songs revolved around genitalia, or booze; Divinyls, a soft-rock band whose songs revolved around genitalia being stimulated, and Skyhooks, a soft-rock band with a love of larrikinism and profanity. As well as lewdness, Australian music can have a strong political edge. In the days of the penal colony, the music was about rebellion, and championed bushrangers. In recent decades, bands such as Midnight Oil have campaigned on environmental or Aboriginal issues. Australian bands have also organised concerts to campaign against government legislation concerning a variety of different issues.

In comparison to Australia, New Zealand music is quite safe. Crowded House is the country's greatest musical export. The band's songs are perfect for a dentist's waiting room or even a family restaurant like McDonalds.

Jokes

Australian and New Zealanders both like to insult each other with jokes. Traditionally, when Australians joked about New Zealanders, they would have some kind of lewd twist on the New Zealander's affection for sheep or refer to them as South Pacific Poms (English). When New Zealanders joked about Australia, they would have some kind of twist on Australians being stupid. For example, when former New Zealand prime minister Robert Muldoon was questioned about increased levels of emigration from New Zealand to Australia, he responded that these migrants "raised the average IQ of both countries."

The lewdness in Australian jokes can be seen as a penal legacy. The Australians-are-stupid tradition in New Zealand humour is the same tradition used by the English when insulting Australians. The desire to copy the English tradition is a common feature seen in other areas of New Zealand life.

 

Australian jokes about New Zealanders

Mimicry

New Zealanders, especially the Pakeha, don't really create culture; they just assimilate it from others. A good example of the New Zealanders' assimilationalist mind frame can be seen in their naming of their Super 14 Rugby teams in 1996. The teams were named in order to reflect the social identity of potential fans. The teams include the Auckland Blues, Wakaito Chiefs, the Wellington Hurricanes, the Canterbury Crusaders, and the Otago Highlanders. The crusaders use the image of an English knight. The Highlanders use the image of a Scotsman in a kilt. The Hurricanes are a particularly odd choice because there are no hurricanes in the South Pacific. The equivalent of a hurricane is a cyclone, and it spins in the opposite direction. It seems that New Zealanders were so focussed on assimilating foreign culture that they really didn't consider whether it suited their place in the world.

(1)Mark Revington, ‘Across the Ditch,’ Unlimited (1 April 2005), http://unlimited.co.nz/
unlimited.nsf/default/B1C2EFA2A21E2B38CC256FF0000EA6B1.

(2)HENRY LAWSON Autobiographical and Other Writings 1887-1922 ANGUS AND ROBERTSON, Sydney 1972

(3)http://www.emigratenz.org/briefs/brief-05-05-1.html

(4)Statement issued by The Council of the International Rugby Board

 

 

 

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